Tuesday, July 14, 2009

What you don't want to see on your honeymoon

Like I said in a previous blog, we had a great time on our honeymoon. One of the excursions we went on was a boat trip to the town of Soufriere in St. Lucia. This was an hour long boat ride, followed by a trip into the city to the "Drive in" Volcano, then to the botanical gardens (where we saw the waterfall used in "Romancing the Stone," followed by lunch at a local restaurant, then scuba diving and a boat ride back to the resort. Advertised as a fun filled day exploring the country by land and see.

What it ended up being filled with is the sound of arguing. We had the bad luck of being stuck on this trip with the most annoying couple EVER!

They were the type of people who are always angry...nothing ever makes them happy and they are always fighting and yelling at each other. Maybe it's their way of communicating and that's how it works for them but at 8 in the morning I'm just not ready to hear non-stop bickering. And after 8 hours I was really sick of it!

So not only did I hear way too much about their lives but I also ended up seeing way too much of them too. The woman kept fixing her bathing suit top on the boat ride and when I say fix, I mean she would reach in to move the um...girls...around and by doing this give everyone a full view of them. Her better half was no better either and everytime he stood up we were subjected to butt crack. Seriously, I can't tell you how many times during the day I had to quickly look away- I'm surprised I didn't get whiplash on this trip!

After that day every time we saw this couple at the resort we would run in the other direction- there was no way I wanted to spend another day or night in the same room and have to listen to them...or see god only knows what.

The day we left the resort they were waiting at the airport and I was just praying we wouldn't be stuck on the same plane as them. Luckily, God heard my prayers and I thought they were out of my life forever. Until....

We got the honeymoon pictures developed today and there he is in the background! A reminder of bickering, boobs and butt crack. Thank goodness for photoshop- I can crop that crack out and hopefully never think of them again lol.

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